ALMOND MILK!

I did not know that almonds had nipples, let alone that you could milk them, but GEEZ-O MAN is this stuff delicious. Where has it been all my life?!?! Seriously it is way more delicious and healhy than cow’s milk.  I am so mad that I just now had this shit.  When did it come out? YEars ago? If it did I will CRUSH EVERYTHING in anger.

oh, let’s go over the facts shall we:

1. It tastes so good

2. It has more calcium and less calories and fat than cow milk

3. It comes in different flavors

4. It tastes  good

But don’t just stand here fapping away while you read this blog, wishin’ yoyu had some…GO to Whole Market and get some tonight. Or today if you live in Tokyo, Japan.

Almond Milk you have really rocked my world and if I had a guitar and a mike and a way to record the music I would write you the sexiest, most heated song ever about almond milk.  Do you know I eat cereal everyday? This is a game changer people and hope you are ready to see me eat serious amounts of cereals very very soon.

ALMOND MILK. BUY SOME NOW. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MOTHER FRACKER>

it took me 10 minutes to find this perfect pictur

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