Home Improvement things that we have actually and recently bought that  I am going to try and make sound sexy and cool but they’re not:

 

Silky, smooth 40-gallon hot water heater that drips with wet anticipation

 

Deep, plush Berber carpet that’s neatly and tightly trimmed

 

Low to the ground bed for easy in and out access

 

Robust chest that is perfect in it’s texture and shape

 

Hot, thick and dark power line juicing with electricity

 

Tile Grout

 

 

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