Home Improvement things that we have actually and recently bought that  I am going to try and make sound sexy and cool but they’re not:


Silky, smooth 40-gallon hot water heater that drips with wet anticipation


Deep, plush Berber carpet that’s neatly and tightly trimmed


Low to the ground bed for easy in and out access


Robust chest that is perfect in it’s texture and shape


Hot, thick and dark power line juicing with electricity


Tile Grout