Hello there!  Here are some random thoughts, astronaut news, opinions, recipes, wrestling moves, facts and travel tips from Indonesia.


Charlie Murphy (our dog) hates:

1. meats of any kind

2. cuss words

3. doorbells

4. Anytime I do any home project that involves me hammering, drilling, painting etc.  He is scarred for life when I have done any of that in the past because I always turn into a crazed, raging, cussing Tim Allen.

5. When I put him on my head and say “Dog hat!  I have a dog hat!”

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I hate this conversation:

Stranger or near-stranger:  “Got any kids yet?”

Me: “No.”

Stranger or near-stranger: “Oh, you should get on that.”

Me: “Fuck you.”

Really people?

Really.

So many people say this to me.  I am really surprised.

Did you ever stop to think before you opened your mouth that hmmm…I don’t know…maybe we don’t want kids yet, you  fucktard.

Maybe my wife and I can’t reproduce twat-eyes.

Maybe my penis got shot off in ‘Nam assclinger.

You don’t know me.  You don’t know what’s going on in my life.

God people are stupid.

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Speaking of stupid, do you know what’s stupid?  Joining a gang.

I see alot of gangs running around at my job.  I don’t go out past 4 pm in certain neighborhoods because I guess that’s when gangbangers get out of school (?) and start to cause a ruckus.  maybe they are getting out of detention and are all mad and stuff when they get home.

I told one gang member with neck tattoos that the only gang he should be in is The Get Along Gang.

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Remember them?   Anyway, he told me he was gonna think about it.

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We finally got a place for the plants in front of the window in our house.  Hooray!

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And we painted a wall using Chalkboard paint and turned a whole wall in our kitchen into a big-ass chalkboard!  It’s fun. I drew a big turkey on it.   I need to draw more.  It makes me feel RELAXED.  Sorry I haven’t posted any new drawings in awhile.

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