I like my new bicycle because it is really long and black and shiny and Latino gangbangers like to yell out things like, “Nice bike homey!”  when I ride by them.

I like my new bicycle because I rode it today with Amanda and her bicycle and  it was like I was sitting on a couch because the seat is so big and then we ate crepes.

I like my new bicycle because it has a bell that I like to ring and I am not afraid to ride my bicycle in Chicago anymore because my bicycle has airbags I think.

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