hey bird.

hey.

what are you doing?

i bought you a nice birdhouse at the supermarket.

Then I spent $4.99 for a nice big bag of birdseed.

I put it in the tree in the backyard yesterday and apparently you really liked it.

You ate all the birdseed already!

Crazy bird.

Then i filled it all up again and 8 hours later it’s empty AGAIN.

Now there’s no more birdseed left in this house!

You ate 3 pounds of birdseed in 24 hours

I think there may be more than one of you.

I’m on to you bird.

P.S. hey bird, I think it would be cool if you chipped in for the next bag of birdseed. Seems fair.

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